🧬 NotTheFather.com

We're just trying to help you out, brother… but seriously.

Are You Sure That's Your Kid?

Look, we're not here to judge. Maybe the timing doesn't add up. Maybe things got complicated while you were away. Maybe you're just not sure anymore. That's what we're here for.

Why pay $100,000+ in child support for someone else's baby?

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Who Is This For?

We're not gonna lie β€” this site isn't for everyone. It's for guys who've got a nagging feeling something isn't right. Maybe you're in one of these situations:

πŸ€” The Suspicious Timing

The due date doesn't match when you think it should. Or the baby came way earlier than expected.

πŸ’” The Partner Who Cheated

You found out she cheated. Now you're wondering if the baby is actually yours.

🌹 The Open Relationship

You're polyamorous or in an open relationship. Things got complicated. Now you need answers.

πŸ’° The Gold Digger

She "forgot" to take her birth control and now suddenly there's a "surprise." Maybe get a second opinion before signing the birth certificate.

🚫 The Shooting Blanks Situation

You've been told you can't have kids. But here we are. Something's not right.

😡 The Surprise Pregnancy

She says it's yours, but you have your doubts. Now's the time to find out for sure.

πŸ’” The "Stay" Pregnancy

You were about to break up and suddenly she's "late." Funny how that works sometimes.

🧬 The Look Test

The kid doesn't look like you. Sometimes you just know something's off.

No judgment. This site exists so you can get the facts and make informed decisions about your life and your money.

Why Take the Risk?

Child support payments can run $400–$500 a month or more, depending on your income and state. Over 18 years, that's potentially $100,000+ out of your pocket β€” for a child that might not be yours. If you earn over $100,000 a year and you're named as the father, you could owe $300,000 or more in child support over 18 years.

Most states give you a narrow window to challenge paternity legally β€” sometimes as little as one to two years. After that, biology may not matter to the court. Don't wait until it's too late.

Peace of mind is way cheaper than 18 years of payments.

πŸ’Έ What You'll Pay

Home Paternity Test (DIY) From $79
Legal / Court-Admissible From $279
Prenatal (While Pregnant) From $675
Forensic (Discrete sample testing) From $80

* Check with your state's laws before ordering to confirm legality

All prices include everything β€” no hidden lab fees. Results in 1-5 business days depending on which provider you choose.

How It Works

1. Complete the Form β€” Answer a few quick questions about your situation

2. Get Matched to the Right Test β€” We'll point you to the best provider for your specific needs

3. Order & Test Privately β€” Most tests are just a cheek swab you do at home

4. Get Answers β€” Results in as little as 1-2 business days, delivered securely online

πŸ”’ Your Info Stays Private

This site doesn't need your name or personal details. Complete the quiz, get matched to the right DNA test provider, and that's it. We don't track, we don't store, we don't follow up. Your answers stay discreet.

πŸ§ͺ Take the Quiz

🎯 Based on your answers, we'll match you to the best provider.

🎯 Your Recommended Test

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What About the Alternatives?

🚫 The Drugstore Kit Scam

Those $30 kits at Walmart, CVS, or Walgreens? They're a ripoff. You pay $30, then find out there's ANOTHER $139 lab fee hidden. Total: ~$170. And you have to figure out everything yourself.

βœ… Online Providers

We've done the research. We only recommend providers with:

When You Find Out It's Not Yours…

Disclaimer: This site is for informational purposes only. We provide research and recommendations β€” we're not a lab and we don't conduct testing. All testing is performed by third-party accredited DNA laboratories. Home/personal tests are not admissible in court. For legal proceedings, you need a chain-of-custody test performed by an approved collection site. Nothing on this site constitutes legal or medical advice.