We're just trying to help you out, brother… but seriously.
Are You Sure That's Your Kid?
Look, we're not here to judge. Maybe the timing doesn't add up. Maybe things got complicated while you were away. Maybe you're just not sure anymore. That's what we're here for.
Why pay $250,000+ in child support for someone else's baby?
We're not gonna lie — this site isn't for everyone. It's for guys who've got a nagging feeling something isn't right. Maybe you're in one of these situations:
🤔 The Suspicious Timing
The due date doesn't match when you think it should. Or the baby came way earlier than expected.
💔 The Partner Who Cheated
You found out she cheated. Now you're wondering if the baby is actually yours.
🌹 The Open Relationship
You're polyamorous or in an open relationship. Things got complicated. Now you need answers.
💰 The Gold Digger
Someone's trying to lock you down for 18 years of child support. Make sure the math adds up first.
🚫 The Shooting Blanks Situation
You've been told you can't have kids. But here we are. Something's not right.
😵 The Surprise Pregnancy
She says it's yours, but you have your doubts. Now's the time to find out for sure.
No judgment here. We're not here to shame anyone. We're just here to help you get the truth so you can make informed decisions about your life and your money.
Why Take the Risk?
Child support in the US averages $250,000 to $500,000 over 18 years. That's a mortgage payment every month for almost two decades — for a kid that might not even be yours.
And here's the thing most guys don't know: once you're legally established as the father, it's really hard to undo that — even if you get proof later that you're not the biological father.
The courts don't care about biology in most cases. Once your name is on the birth certificate, you're on the hook.
Peace of mind is way cheaper than 18 years of payments.
💸 What You'll Pay
Home Paternity Test (DIY)From $79
Legal / Court-AdmissibleFrom $279
Prenatal (While Pregnant)From $675
Forensic (Sneaky Sample)From $80
All prices include everything — no hidden lab fees. Results in 1-5 business days depending on which provider you choose.
How It Works
1. Answer a Few Questions — Tell us your situation (father available, pregnant, legal case, etc.)
2. Get Matched to the Right Test — We'll point you to the best provider for your specific needs
3. Order & Test Privately — Most tests are just a cheek swab you do at home
4. Get Answers — Results in as little as 1-2 business days, delivered securely online
100% confidential. No one needs to know. The packaging is discrete. Your results are private.
What About the Alternatives?
🚫 The Drugstore Kit Scam
Those $30 kits at Walmart, CVS, or Walgreens? They're a ripoff. You pay $30, then find out there's ANOTHER $139 lab fee hidden. Total: ~$170. And you have to figure out everything yourself.
✅ Online Providers
We've done the research. We only recommend providers with:
AABB Accreditation (the gold standard)
All-inclusive pricing (no hidden fees)
Fast turnaround (1-5 days)
Excellent customer support
Learn How DNA Paternity Testing Works
Disclaimer: This site is for informational purposes only. We provide research and recommendations — we're not a lab and we don't conduct testing. All testing is performed by third-party accredited DNA laboratories. Home/personal tests are not admissible in court. For legal proceedings, you need a chain-of-custody test performed by an approved collection site. Nothing on this site constitutes legal or medical advice.